Kid Youtuber 4 Quotes

“playing Xbox on a 4K TV”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Xbox”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Pompom”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“of”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I bought over one million of SOMETHING and now we’re gonna do something CRAZY with them!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Pompom would’ve been in the Coast of Rico by then if she could run that fast.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“It’s like a giant game of hide ‘n seek where one of us is a near-genius and the other has a pea-sized brain.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“hadn’t. Pompom was still out there somewhere, I just knew it, and I was determined to find her no matter how long it took.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“The only two kids on Student Patrol were a seventh grader named Elijah and an eighth grader named Evie, who also happened to be brother and sister. Their job was to patrol the outside of Wood Intermediate between classes, which meant making sure nobody was ditching, helping kids cross the street, and getting everyone on the right buses after school. When my head finally stopped spinning, I got back on my feet. Parker had already followed me outside and was in a shouting match with Evie about who had jurisdiction over what and where. Basically, Parker and I were out of bounds. Things were a mess, but I didn’t care. All I wanted to do was find Pompom!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“For the record, Annie didn’t hurt him.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Krissy nailed it and she wasn’t even trying, while I’m over here busting my tush to make videos every single day!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“That time, I didn’t hesitate. I made a mad dash for the bathroom, diving onto my tummy and sliding across the floor like some kind of superhero right into the bathroom.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“of a whole lot of books including the way popular DIARY OF A 6TH GRADE NINJA series, THE SUPER LIFE OF BEN BRAVER series, and the SECRET AGENT 6th GRADER series. His goal is to make money create children’s books that are funny and inspirational for kids of all ages – even the adults who never grew up. Marcus still dreams of becoming an astronaut and WALKING ON THE SUN, LIKE WHAT?? THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“YouTube,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“girlies”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“girlies fell in love with me.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“EVERYBODY”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“What’s my school hiding in that room? Was it some kind of secret laboratory where alien creatures dissected human students? Was there some kind of portal to an alternate reality in there where my evil twin lived? Or was it a secret government facility where they recruit kids and turn them into super soldiers like in Halo?”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“It was gonna be a scolding so harsh that kids around the world would shudder without knowing why.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Somebody must’ve programmed that game to cheat”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I got peanut butter pretzel bark with Oreo and fudge, topped with Nutella and whipped cream with a dusting of hot chocolate powder. Plus four cherries,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“It went past the point of being funny when Elijah started running out of breath, but still forced himself to “Bok!” like his life depended on it. His face was red and he was spittin’ saliva out of his mouth and everything!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“EVERYBODY in class LOST THEIR MINDS, cheering and chanting my name over and over. Mr. Mitchell even tried to calm them down but couldn’t control the crowd. Confetti dropped from the ceiling, alarms started blaring, and ALL the girlies fell in love with me.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“And right before I left, I asked him what was in Room FN-1027. All he said was…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Or was it a secret government facility where they recruit kids and turn them into super soldiers like in Halo?”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“ninja-mutant-monster chicken,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“I got peanut butter pretzel bark with Oreo and fudge, topped with Nutella and whipped cream with a dusting of hot chocolate powder. Plus four cherries, half a banana, a fried Twinkie, and sliced strawberries with strawberry syrup lightly drizzled over all of it. Sprinkles over all that. Caramel syrup over that. Mini-chocolate chips over that. Waffle cone crumbles over that. Another layer of fudge. And then one last cherry on top.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“What’s”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 4: Because Obviously (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja