The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10 Quotes

“Just before the red eyes blinked out of existence, Dretsky and Señor Fuego thought they saw something else. The eyes were now centered in a black face surrounded by a white hood. They gasped, for in that brief instant, they finally understood who they had chosen as their ally, and it terrified them.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“Oh, my name is Mr. Cookie Face And I am here to flow Singing hip-hop songs Is what I know Now, gather ‘round And listen to this Because if you ignore my words You’ll get hit with my fist Because I’m a hip-hop master And I’m crafting a sick beat I can’t rap any faster Because then I’ll need to eat Creepers, skeletons, and zombies all know it I’m the Man and I don’t need to show it Haters try to flex But won’t block my success Rhymes flow through my brain Like honey in a bee’s nest Mr. Cookie Face ain’t no dessert Best back away or You gonna get hurt.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“Rake and Wynne were vaporized.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“Not only do you ignore my review but YOU DIDN'T ANSWER EVEN ONE OF MY THREE QUESTIONS! BRO! Are you mad at me or something? Am I your worst reviewer? Tomorrow is my B-day and today I was hoping maybe I could read Surfer Villager again on my birthday, but NO. I'm sorry if I kinda sound rude and arrogant but I am frustrated. I really badly wanna read Surfer Villager again. My mom said that there was too much black magic, occult, prophesies, and stuff, and I could only read Surfer Villager again if you promised you would put less occult, demons, souls, sacrifices, gods, black magic, and magic in general in future books.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“Normally, I miss having two eyes, but not right now. I only have to look at your ugly face with one eye. If I had to look at it with two eyes, I’d probably die of fright.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“unlegendary noob”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“When we got to the base of the hills, we slowed our horses to a walk. “The Block commands us to locate some water for our horses to drink. The Block suspects there is a small pond near the summit of the hills.” Winter giggled. “Why don’t you chill with all that ‘The Block’ stuff?” I looked at Winter as though her words had wounded me to the depths of my soul. “The Block is eternal. The Block is everywhere. The Block has no chill.” “You know your girlfriend’s pretty nice, but I’m not,” said Zainab with a scowl. “Stop talking about The Block or I will beat you.” I held up my hands. “Quiet, please. I am receiving a revelation from The Block. It says that … what’s that? Ah, it says that it needs privacy and does not wish me to disturb it.” I heaved a sigh. “I believe that is the final communication I will receive from The Block for quite some time.” The others in the group laughed,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

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― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10