My Name’s Yours, What’s Alaska? Quotes

“And as another wise philosopher once said, “Your makeup is terrible, if you’re not wearing nails, you’re not doing Drag, this is my hair, you’re not my real dad and you never will be, hieeee, everything must be leopard print,” and most importantly, “Anus-thing is possible.”
― Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, My Name’s Yours, What’s Alaska?: A Memoir