The Death Club Quotes

“Hello pretties, I’ve come for tea. Is there cake? I do like cake. But only when it’s served with a side of murder.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“People always hated others for being different, but really they just hated themselves for being average.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Satan, if you’re listening. I know this one was made by you. And bravo. He’s a work of art.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I’m not a fucking mouse,” I spat. “I’m a unicorn.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“the best ideas were always formed of chaos and spontaneity.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“She plucked a sharp little knife from the bag and slipped it into her boot. I grabbed a garrotte, a wrench and a potato peeler because why the hell not?”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Ignorance is Swiss after all. And the Swiss are notoriously happy.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“It was exhausting fighting to own stuff that was supposed to belong to me inherently.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“The funny thing was, ‘normal’ was a concept that everyone was trying to squeeze into so hard so that they didn’t stick out, while all I’d ever wanted to do was shine brighter than all the norms and be uniquely me.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Sweetness is overrated. And I’m a Carolina Reaper Pepper, spicy man. You can’t handle me. No one can.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I’d always wanted to kill a Lionel. There was something about that name which just screamed evil overlord to me, and I felt it was best to rid the population of them just in case they ever tried to rise up and rule the world like some kind of megalomaniac dragon king.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Got more testicles than a squid.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Croc wearers didn’t deserve tasty sandwiches. Fact.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“When life gives you assholes, make assholeaid.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I’m a pony with a rocket up my butt. I can outrun anything.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Voy a bailar en tu tumba," I said darkly. "Yeah. That too," he agreed before pointing me towards the door.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“all is fair in death and chaos - and if my time has come to pass, let me go with a blade in my hand, and without any class.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“oh my what a handsome serial killer you are. I hadn't actually heard anyone say that last one yet, but I was holding out hope for it one day soon.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“You wanna burn? Then we’ll all fucking burn.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Because if there was one thing pain taught you, it was to see it in others. And I had the feeling Niall’s scars were as deep and unhealed as mine.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. For every beast that ever there was will gather there for certain because, today’s the day the monsters will tear you to pieces.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Once we make a home for ourselves in hell, there’s nothing left to fear from life. And a man without fear is a man without limits. I hadn't had any limits in ten long years.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“So squirm away little squirmers. The odd one’s out on the prowl.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Like, give a girl a break please, Big Red? Just have a word with my vagina and tell her dicks are devious and pussy is purity.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“My devil, my sinner. My captor, my boyfriend. Hellfire, Dead Man. Niall, Mateo. Holy fucking tits!!!!”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Men like us are all haunted by something," he growled. "I think it's best we don't give the ghosts any extra ammunition when we can do something to stop it though, don't you?”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I’m Brooklyn Meadow, the Bully Butcher, Spider, the little psycho. And today I am death.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“Eating people was so unhygienic. I only ate the veggies, the fruities and the candies. All the good stuff. Ain’t no one ever gonna get me eating people. Ick.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I’d make a great Death Eater. I’d eat death for breakfast if I could. Nom, nom, nom. Wouldn’t beat Coco Pops though.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club

“I wouldn’t ride in like a white knight to rescue her though, more like one of the horsemen of the apocalypse – and my steed would be a grumpy cartel donkey with a taste for blood of his own. “Giddy-up, Mateo!” I cried as I led the way back out into the corridor. “We have a fucked up little damsel to find.”
― Caroline Peckham, The Death Club