A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom Quotes

“Once upon a time, the dragons used to mock her because these spikes prevented her from bearing a saddle. Now, with her being bonded to the famous descendant of the great Asian leopard cat, they apparently all respected her.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“It wasn’t my fault that I, as a cat, needed a lot more sleep than they did.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“When I returned her gaze, she blinked contentedly. I could hear her purring from here, and I could also smell fish on her breath.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“If I ever got home, I would tell the Savannah Cats that the worst deaths didn’t happen underneath the belly of the hippopotamus, as they had claimed. Instead, they happen at the bottom of a pool of yeast extract. A bottomless pit of the stuff that shows no remorse, even to vegetarians.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“Visions of the future often use symbolism,” Aleam said. “It fills them with rich meaning, and multiple interpretations. This is how soothsayers have always been able to make a living.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“Visions of the future often use symbolism,” Aleam said. “It fills them with rich meaning, and multiple interpretations.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“What is the Aurorest Forest, anyway?” “It’s a forest. You know, a natural habitat with trees arranged close together?”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“Death was the greatest threat to my plans of retirement.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“It was a really weird place to be in, this thing that humans called limbo. Cats were not meant to feel the frustration it caused. I mean, when we saw a mouse, or a butterfly, or something worth hunting, we would hunt it when it was there, and then forget about it if it fled out of sight.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom

“I can’t cross my legs like you can,” I said. “And I can’t sit for that long without sleeping or needing to groom myself.”
― Chris Behrsin, A Cat's Guide to Saving the Kingdom