Expired Quotes

“Looks like the dick didn't fall far from the dick tree.”
― C.P. Rider, Expired

“Relationships are like milk, Leo. When the milk is fresh, it's delicious. But the second it expires, it's bad forever. There's no turning spoiled milk back to fresh." "You could make kefir," he said, and I snickered.”
― C.P. Rider, Expired

“Alpha Pallás was a dick. There are some people you meet and instantly know this about them.”
― C.P. Rider, Expired

“The thing about Margaret was that she had a way of screwing you over and then making you feel bad for her—and it wasn't my nature to feel bad for anyone who screwed me over.”
― C.P. Rider, Expired