Mushoku Tensei Quotes

“Well, if you want to thank someone, thank Rudy. If he hadn’t started babbling, ‘Father, I can sense God nearby,’ and run forward, punching through walls, we wouldn’t have found you.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12

“At any rate, so monsters produced eggs, huh? I wondered if Armored Warriors had offspring as well. I pictured a mini version of them as big as a felt doll, carrying a toy sword and waddling around. I imagined their armored mommy and armored daddy watching over them happily. Then, suddenly, footsteps—an intruder. The armored mommy and daddy instruct their son to hide as they step out onto the battlefield. Paul appears before them, his face like that of a demon. He brutally murders the parents with a shortsword that is especially efficient at ripping through their armor—not unlike pesticide against insects. The child witnesses this and learns that humans are the enemy. He grows up and morphs into a beast that attacks humans on sight. Yeah, okay, that was a ridiculous thought.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12

“I used my Eye of Foresight to snipe them, dealing critical hits to the skulls in their chests. One shot, one kill. I was an expert sniper, just a slow one, like the FPS types that couldn’t move their spawn point.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12

“Okay!” I immediately plopped down next to her. I think I broke a record for the fastest sit. If I were a dog and had a tail, it would’ve been whipping through the air like a propeller right now.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12

“Talhand carried Roxy on his back and we headed for the surface. I, of course, suggested I would carry Her Holiness, but we wouldn’t make it through the second floor without my offensive abilities, so I had to give up on the idea. I did inwardly debate whether it was acceptable to let such an uncouth brute carry Roxy, but no one else protested—Roxy included.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12

“That said, he wasn’t using this weapon very much. Paul generally fought with only his right hand. I wondered what the purpose of his left-hand sword was. Or was he just a nerd in his final form?”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 12