Shadeslinger Quotes

“Lemme get this straight,” Frank said. “You’re asking your axe to help your house become more human?”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“She would have picked me over you regardless if it came to that,” Frank continued, “so the result would have been the same in the end, but still. Given that I am basically Batman in this situation, I consider you my—” “Really?” I said. “I’m Robin, huh?” “…Well, this is awkward,” Frank said. “I was gonna say Alfred.”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“my balls are enormous. Like, it’s a problem.”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“Weeee woooo weeee woooo,” Frank said. “I’m an alarm clock, weeee woooo weeee woooo.” I blinked awake in the room I’d taken, then rubbed at my bleary eyes. “What…what the hell are you doing?” “Waking you up?” Frank said. “It’s been four hours on the dot.” “Oh,” I said. “Thanks.”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“Shut up nerd,” Frank said. “Nerd?” I said, laughing the word in disbelief. “You’re an item in a video game.” “And you’re a human who lives in a video game,” Frank said. “By choice.” I stopped laughing.”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“You can’t run a company without at least being able to pretend you’re an extrovert. I’m just rusty is all.”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger

“unearthing a skeleton so he could punch it one last time”
― Kyle Kirrin, Shadeslinger