Beast And The Imp Quotes

“I am afraid that Oompa Loompa Barry, didn't make it.” “What do you mean Barry didn't make it, he's an animatronic, Pip, not a fish you won at the carnival.” At this, I frowned as I held a finger up and said, “Okay, now that totally wasn’t my fault, Stevie was totally fine when I went to bed that night,” I argued. “Pip, you topped his bowl up with a bottle of vodka you thought was water… Stevie died three sheets to the wind that night and pissed as a fart.” Okay, so she had a point, I did do this.”
― Stephanie Hudson, Beast And The Imp

“I do not believe that happiness is gained through all that you possess. Don't misunderstand my meaning, gifts are beautiful and lovely to receive, as are reminders of affection that is held between two people. However, I find words work just as well, if not better for they are not bought but are of the expense of the heart and therefore more worth the earning.”
― Stephanie Hudson, Beast And The Imp