Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5 Quotes

“and becoming a hero or a demon king or some crazy half-naked barbarian. You know what that was, though? Work. This bear would rather hibernate, thank you very much.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“I’ve always thought your very existence was absurd, but every conversation we have makes it worse.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“Oh my God, I did not ask to be verbally owned by an entire party of adventurers today. Blitz looked dissatisfied, but how dare he when I was the one being murdered live in front of an entire town?”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“Everyone loves you, so of course they want to emulate you, Yuna. Just let them,” she told me, but my instincts told me that this was a line I couldn’t let them cross. If I just let it be, I could be patient zero of a bear onesie apocalypse.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“I’ll do it tomorrow. I’ll put in actual effort tomorrow. Ah, the mantra of a slacker. Why do something today if it could wait? No reason to force it when the bed was cozy and (best yet) right there.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“Milaine snorted. “I’m trying to avoid reality right now. It’s going to be pandemonium once I get back to Crimonia. My checklists have checklists.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“You’ll tire yourself out trying to follow along with her absurdity,” said Cliff. “She made a bear house overnight in my town. You can’t imagine the commotion.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“A tunnel,” sighed Cliff with the finality of a funeral. “I’ve always thought your very existence was absurd, but every conversation we have makes it worse.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“What was so fun about world domination? Sure, you could take over the world…or you could nap and snack and be a person for a while. I read all the light novels about getting reincarnated in another world—usually after some big car or whatever whacked ’em dead and some fantasy stuff happened—and becoming a hero or a demon king or some crazy half-naked barbarian. You know what that was, though? Work. This bear would rather hibernate, thank you very much.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“It’s not like I slayed the thing for fun. The kraken just so happened to be right in my path.” I put my hands on my hips and sniffed. “It was getting in my way.” (My way to some nutritious and oh-so-delicious rice, that was. The kraken was unlucky enough to be standing in the way, or…swimming in the way, maybe.) “It was in your way? You really need to listen to yourself sometime. You sound like a villainous overlord trying to take over the world, or something.” “World domination would be a total pain.”
― くまなの, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5

“You know what that was, though? Work. This bear would rather hibernate, thank you very much.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 5