The Clicking of Cuthbert Quotes

“Vladimir specialized in grey studies of hopeless misery, where nothing happened till page 380, when the muzhik decided to commit suicide.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Clicking of Cuthbert

“Oh, praises let us utter     To our most glorious King!     It fairly makes you stutter     To see him start his swing!     Success attend his putter!     And luck be with his drive!     And may he do each hole in two,     Although the bogey's five!”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Clicking of Cuthbert

“A man, I felt, who could stay indoors cataloguing vases while his fiancée wandered in the moonlight with explorers deserved all that was coming to him.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Clicking of Cuthbert

“Love is a fever which, so to speak, drives off without wasting time on the address.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Clicking of Cuthbert