Grumpy Bear Quotes

“It never failed to unnerve me that my general manager was a ten-year-old girl trapped in the body of a two-hundred-and-sixty-five-pound, forty-something lumberjack.”
― Slade James, Grumpy Bear

“I barely knew who he was, but I couldn’t stop thinking Here he is at last. Here was something I’d forgotten I’d been waiting on.”
― Slade James, Grumpy Bear

“Penises. My God, all the penises. Man-sized, porn-star cocks on every one of them. None of them were fully hard or anything, but if this was how big they were flaccid… Jesus.”
― Slade James, Grumpy Bear