Put Me in Detention Quotes

“Life has never been like that for me. It’s always been one complication after the other, this being the next one I have to survive.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“Cora: This is what I get for having two friends newly in love. I don’t need your romantic, lovely-dovey hearts controlling this conversation. I need the vengeful bitches. Where are they? Greer: Riding unicorns, utterly in love. Stella: While sipping iced tea, lying on the beach, our men’s nuts in the palms of our hands. Greer:”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“I hold up two fingers in front of her face. “How many fingers am I holding up?” She studies them, then reaches up and squishes my fingers together. She smiles and says, “Enough to give me just the right amount of pleasure.” Oh. Fuck.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“It’s you. From the very moment I saw you at the barbeque and told the girls you could put me in detention and I’d be happy about it, I’ve been obsessed.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“In my opinion, all penises should be pierced. I don’t think that’s too much to ask of the male species. They make more money. They’re weirdly respected more—for God knows what reason, because the vast percentage of them are morons. And they can stand up to pee every day, whereas women need to do the public-restroom hover so we don’t share butt sweat with other humans. The least they can do is get their diddly-dong pierced.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“Her tongue runs over the front of her teeth and she says, “Fine.” Now, men, I might not currently be in a serious relationship, and the woman I was with prior to all of this might have been an absolute robot, but I know when a woman says FINE, nothing about the situation is fine. Absolutely nothing. There’s a whole lorry to unpack behind that FINE.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention

“But first, she showed me the wedding pictures and handed me a printed one of me and her, standing awkwardly shoulder to shoulder and not smiling at the camera. She declared it one of her favorites. We look like sociopaths.”
― Meghan Quinn, Put Me in Detention