Savage Quotes

“She squeezed my hand firmly. “Then let it fail spectacularly. I’ll still be here.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Whataboutism is a straw man argument,”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Like the great Mr. Rogers always said on his neighborhood show, attack from where they least expect it, when they least expect it, and how they least expect it.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Loki clutched at his heart, reading right through her bullshit. “You wound me, Valkyrie.” “That is actually part of my job description,” she said with a smile.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Whatever she called it, I was not a fan. I felt like I was in an elevator when the cable snapped, sending me crashing to the ground faster than my own bodyweight would have accounted for. Rainbow light blazed across the cosmos of my mind and I couldn’t seem to catch my breath—because I’d left my lungs about five miles above me back in the Mausoleum. This continued for the length of a particularly long infomercial rather than a snap of the fingers. It was absolutely the worst.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“I’d spent a few minutes trying to come up with a clever way to combine Camelot and Alamo in order to give the werewolves a better rallying cry, but the best I managed was Remember the Cameltoe, which just didn’t work for so many reasons.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Bonk lives!”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Wizards,” I growled, pointing out the bodies to Kára. “I hope they died horribly, without finishing the last season of The Nanny.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“They had lowered their food to their trays and were staring at us like we were freshly baked cupcakes.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“Carl grows on you. You two will have a blast,” I said, rising to my feet. “Just don’t do anything to startle him and you probably won’t die.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“I shook my head. “Nah. The prison cells are for the prisoners I know I can trust. Oh, time’s up. Looks like you’re coming with me, apprentice. Ever been to Fae? If not, I suggest you go potty before we leave. If you piss yourself, you’ll attract every Fae monster within ten miles, like sharks to blood.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage

“He wore a vest over his back that read Emotional Support Goat.”
― Shayne Silvers, Savage