The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5 Quotes

“He smiled as an idea came to him, and he pulled out a cooked beef and chomped it down. “BARRRRBEEEECUUUEEE!!!” he roared and charged at the closest pillager. ”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“The third pillager fired at Ethan, who thankfully was able to duck under the shot with a yelp. The other two had already reloaded and both fired again at Jack, who was now in between them, dropping his hearts to zero and sending him for respawn. *** Kate screamed as the ravager barreled towards her. It was so big and powerful that she froze, not knowing how to react. It slammed into her, hitting her with its horns and knocking her, and her hearts, down. Then it trampled her with its tree-trunk legs, sending her to respawn.  “Kate! Nooo!” Dad yelled, as he watched her poof into smoke before it turned towards him. It lowered its head and charged”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“only-wanting-to-try-new-things-if-they-were-covered-in-ketchup phase.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Do you know what courage means?” Ethan shook his head, looking up at him. “Courage,” Dad continued, “doesn’t mean you aren't scared. It means that even though you are scared, you still do what is right. You push through the fear for something greater than yourself.” Ethan’s face scrunched up in thought for a few silent moments. “Are you scared, Mr. Smith?” Dad nodded. “I am. Yes, we can respawn, but it still hurts. But more than anything, I am scared for my wife and my kids. I never want them to be hurt, and I’m scared that I will fail to protect them.” “But you don’t LOOK scared.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“We got this!” Kate said. “Sure, they’ve been tough, but we prepared well, and between us all they have barely even hurt us.” She bent down smooching on one of her wolves’ faces, squishing the fur all up. “Isn’t that right my sweet widdle Wolfie?”  Jack rolled his eyes. “Yuck! Don't dogs eat poop?”  “Not in Minecraft!” Kate said.  “Cats are better.” “No they aren't! You can't teach a cat tricks!”  “GUYS!” Dad yelled. “Can we maybe argue when there ISN’T an enemy coming to destroy our friends?”  Bruce jumped up on Jack’s head. “Purr.”  “Sorry, Dad,” Jack and Kate said together.  “JINX!” They said at the same time, then “JINX! JINX! JINX!” They kept yelling trying to beat each other.  “GUYS!” Dad yelled again, throwing his arms in the air.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Mom could tell she would not get much information out of Elijah. She wondered about the people in the book they had read—they seemed to be able to make things and mine easily. It was strange the villagers here didn’t know how.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Good job Bruce!” He held his fist out to the cat and Bruce jumped up and smacked it with his paw. Dad's eyes went wide with surprise. “Uhh, when did you learn that trick?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Kate laughed. “Yeah! Like the cheese, you know?” Kate had loved eating brie cheese at home, baked and drizzled with honey and jam and covered in pecans. She considered it sophisticated. Jack was still in the ‘only-wanting-to-try-new-things-if-they-were-covered-in-ketchup’ phase.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Courage,” Dad continued, “doesn’t mean you aren't scared. It means that even though you are scared, you still do what is right. You push through the fear for something greater than yourself.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“Charlotte opened her mouth and started singing very loudly. “The snow glows-”  “Ack!” Ethan shouted. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Stop!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5

“I am KATE! Queen of the Wolves!” She let out a howl.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family, vol. 5