The Wise Ass Quotes

“What’s so special about you, that you can gather the mythical, mystical, ethereal and extraterrestrial all in one place?” She asked.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“Humans always idolize what they cannot be.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“Your brothers say to buy the mule!”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“if you can’t win the opposition over with the righteousness of your cause, a well-placed bribe wouldn’t go amiss.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“I was glad that the pond was there. It brought life to my property, and its fresh water would continue to feed my soil.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“Beyond here lies dragons.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass

“Dan’s. Shakespeare was right, the eyes are the windows to your soul, and the old man had a permanent “vacancy” sign flashing behind his peepers.”
― Tom McCaffrey, The Wise Ass