The Trees Quotes
The Trees
by
Percival Everett58,213 ratings, 4.06 average rating, 7,956 reviews
Open Preview
The Trees Quotes
Showing 1-30 of 36
“Unknown Male is a name,” the old woman said. “In a way, it’s more of a name than any of the others. A little more than life was taken from them.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Babies are smarter than us. It seems they’re always trying to kill themselves. That’s why we have to watch them every second, so they don’t swallow nickels or drink weed killer or eat Tylenol like candy. Then we get stupid and want to live.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“And they used to have cross burnin’s a lot more and family picnics and softball games and all such,’ said Donald. ‘I remember eatin’ cake next to that glowing cross. I loved my mama’s cake.’ ‘Yeah,’ several voiced their agreement. ‘We don’t do nothin’ now,’ a man complained. ‘I don’t even know where my hood is. I don’t even own a rope.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Less than 1 percent of lynchers were ever convicted of a crime. Only a fraction of those ever served a sentence. Teddy Roosevelt claimed the main cause of lynching was Black men raping White women. You know what? That didn’t happen.” “Why do you think White people are so afraid of that?” “Who knows. Sexual inadequacy, maybe. An amplification of their own desire to rape, which they did.” Mama Z puffed out smoke. “But I think rape was just an excuse.” “You think Whites are just afraid of Black men?” “I think it’s sport.” 73 Sheriff Red Jetty sat in a booth in the back of the Dinah.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“So, you think somebody took his body?"
"Dead people don't walk," Jim said.
"Except for Jesus," Safer said.”
― The Trees
"Dead people don't walk," Jim said.
"Except for Jesus," Safer said.”
― The Trees
“Like it say in the good book, what goes around comes around".
"What good book is that?" Charlene asked. "Guns and Ammo?”
― The Trees
"What good book is that?" Charlene asked. "Guns and Ammo?”
― The Trees
“-She could have some crazy ass husband or boyfriend. You know, a stupid redneck with a gun.
-That's redundant.”
― The Trees
-That's redundant.”
― The Trees
“Is she now? I didn’t know the FBI investigated murders,” Mama Z said. “I thought such things were matters for local authorities.” “There might be some civil rights violations involved,” Hind said. “Whose civil rights?” “I don’t know yet.” “I ask because you have to have civil rights in order for the them to be violated.” Mama Z let that hang in the air. “I’m sorry. Forgive my manners. We can sit in here. Gertie, be a dear and make us some tea and bring some cookies. Make sure the cat doesn’t come in here and bother us.” Gertrude nodded. “I actually like cats,” Hind said. “This one sheds like crazy,” Mama Z said. “Your suit would be a mess before you could say, ‘Mississippi goddamn.’” She didn’t quite sing the words. “What is your last name, Mama Z?” Hind asked. “Everybody just calls me Mama Z.” “But for my notes.” “Lynch. My name is Adelaide Lynch.” To Gertrude, “Go get that tea, baby.” Gertrude left. “Where does the Z come in?” “I don’t quite remember,” the old woman said. “It’s easier to spell than Omega.” Mama Z looked Hind in the eye. “How old are you?” “One hundred and five.” “You look great. Moving around like this. Do you live alone?” “Yes.” “That’s amazing. What’s your secret?” “Venom.” “What?” Hind asked. “It’s what I call my nightly tea,” Mama Z said, then, conspiratorially, she added, “I mix it with bourbon.” “I see.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“What’s your dog’s name?” “Oh, he ain’t got no name.” “Why’s that?” “I don’t like names,” the man said, looking down at his pet. “How do you call it?” Jim asked. “Call it?”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“У всьому світі зараз багато говорять про геноцид, але коли вбивства відбуваються повільно і розтягується на століття, ніхто їх не помічає. Якщо немає масових поховань, ніхто не помічає могил. Лють американців — це шоу. Вона має певний термін придатності.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Коли я пишу імена цих людей, вони стають реальними. Не цифрами зі статистики. Коли я пишу імена цих людей, вони оживають. Таке враження, ніби на кілька секунд матеріалізуються.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“- Знаєте, чому баптисти не відривають своєї дупи від стільця? — спитав Ділл.
- Скажіть.
- Вони бояться, що хтось вирішить, що вони танцюють.”
― The Trees
- Скажіть.
- Вони бояться, що хтось вирішить, що вони танцюють.”
― The Trees
“… оскільки ніхто не вирощує корів задля забави й оскільки вони занадто дурні, аби існувати в природних умовах, я допоможу врятувати цей вид від вимирання, якщо їстиму м’ясо.
- Це якась спотворена логіка, — зауважила Гертруда.
- Але все ж таки логіка.”
― The Trees
- Це якась спотворена логіка, — зауважила Гертруда.
- Але все ж таки логіка.”
― The Trees
“Вони незграбно обійнялися — ці двоє завше обіймалися незграбно. Гертруда часто казала, що обіймати Деймона — все одно що пригортати до себе шезлонг.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“… Був на одній із зустрічей із Трампом, слухав різні нісенітниці. Боже! Там було страшенно весело. … У нього мізків як у дикобраза, але він знає, як поставити на місце ті кляті ліберальні еліти.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Я цілодобово слухаю білих дурників по радіо. Я в курсі всіх подій, тому що я слухаю. Такою є винагорода. Наша дебільна влада не може навіть відригнути чи перднути, не розповівши про це по радіо. Їм подобається теревенити.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Тому що люди або люблять копів, або ненавидять. Із власного досвіду я знаю, що найцікавіші особистості ненавидять їх. Чорт забирай! Я — коп, але теж ненавиджу копів.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Your book is very interesting," Mama Z said, "because you were able to construct three hundred and seven pages on such a topic without an ounce of outrage."
Damon was visibly bothered by this. "One hopes that dispassionate, scientific work will generate proper outrage.”
― The Trees
Damon was visibly bothered by this. "One hopes that dispassionate, scientific work will generate proper outrage.”
― The Trees
“His last thought, if he was capable of one, might have been that those other brown people were onto something with that notion of karma. Whatever, there was no time to ask his Lawd God Jesus Almighty for forgiveness.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Money, Mississippi, looks exactly like it sounds. Named in that persistent Southern tradition of irony and with the attendant tradition of nescience, the name becomes slightly sad, a marker of self-conscious ignorance that might as well be embraced because, let’s face it, it isn’t going away. Just outside Money, there was what might have loosely been considered a suburb, perhaps even called a neighborhood, a not-so-small collection of vinyl-sided, split-level ranch and shotgun houses called, unofficially, Small Change. In one of the dying grass backyards, around the fraying edges of an empty aboveground pool, one adorned with faded mermaids, a small family gathering was happening. The gathering was neither festive nor special, but usual. It was the home of Wheat Bryant and his wife, Charlene. Wheat was between jobs, was constantly, ever, always between jobs. Charlene was always quick to point out that the word between usually suggested something at either end, two somethings, or destinations, and that Wheat had held only one job in his whole life, so he wasn’t between anything. Charlene worked as a receptionist at the Money Tractor Exchange J. Edgar Price Proprietor (the official business name, no commas), for both sales and service, though the business had not exchanged many tractors of late, or even repaired many. Times were hard in and around the town of Money. Charlene always wore a yellow halter top the same color as her dyed and poofed hair, and she did this because it made Wheat angry. Wheat chain-drank cans of Falstaff beer and chain-smoked Virginia Slims cigarettes, claiming to be one of those feminists because he did, telling his children that the drinks were necessary to keep his big belly properly inflated, and the smokes were important to his bowel regularity.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
“Jim and Ed picked up Gertrude at the Dinah after the lunch rush, such as it was. She sat in the middle of the rear seat and leaned forward.
"Sit back and fasten your belt," Ed said.
"So you're the one with kids," she said.”
― The Trees
"Sit back and fasten your belt," Ed said.
"So you're the one with kids," she said.”
― The Trees
“No creo en ningún Dios. Es imposible sentarse aquí, tocar todas estas carpetas, leer todas las páginas y seguir creyendo en un dios.”
― The Trees
― The Trees
