Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4 Quotes

“He did beg for death a little, which was fun, but I wasn’t going to let him take the easy way out.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“For the glory of cheese.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“Could I ask you about something quick? Please? There’s a favor I need to ask.” “For you? Anything.” Oh, anything? If I was a guy, I guess I would’ve reacted to that differently. Err. Okay, that was a weird thing to think, right? It was enough that I wanted to scream, Please get those melons out of my face. It’s not like I’m jealous or anything, okay?”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“This wasn’t Japan or a game world, but a fantasy world. A world. I couldn’t forget that.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“How fortunate for me.” Blitz drew his blade, and…the scarred man named Omos went flying. Because I punched him. He just had a really punchable face, and besides, his yammering was getting on my nerves. I hopped onto him and punched him again. And again. I whaled on his black-and-blue face for a while, though I stopped short of sending him unconscious, of course. “You bastard!” Bear punch, bear punch, bear punch, bear punch! “G-Get away!” he moaned. He reached his hand out to me. Taking his criticism under consideration… Bear punch, bear punch, bear punch, bear punch! “St-Stop…” Nah. Bear punch, bear punch, bear punch, bear punch! His face looked like something an amateur ceramics class would throw away. He tried to extend his hand out to me again…and I knocked it away and kept punching. The man’s hand limply fell to the ground.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“Omos was conscious, but unable to move. He tried to make a commotion once when he woke up, so I used wind magic to toss him into the sky and let him hit the ground several dozen times––with an air cushion over the ground so he wouldn’t die, of course. When he fainted, I’d spray water on him and wake him up. He did beg for death a little, which was fun, but I wasn’t going to let him take the easy way out. There were a ton of things I needed to get out of him, and he needed to ultimately answer for his crimes…but not to me. To the women he captured and enslaved, the families of the people he butchered, and the starving townspeople.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“But, it was a skill I received from the gods. Gods don’t have to go through crappy cell towers. Probably.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“Plus, no cheese would mean the death of pizza as we know it, y’know? And I can’t just abandon this village to the goblins either.” “Are you really going?” “For the glory of cheese.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“Sure, it was an order from the king, but I still needed to be grateful for this benevolent pudding conspiracy.”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4

“I led the two along to the shop…and when they saw it, they froze. “Yuna, you said this was a shop. This is a mansion.” It loomed before them. I shrugged. “Former mansion, future shop. What even are words, right?” “This is going to be a shop? You mean we’re going to sell bread out of a mansion?”
― Kumanano, Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear (Light Novel) Vol. 4