A Toot Hansell Christmas Cracker Quotes

“all the shop windows glowed with cheerful displays, some of them rather more well done than others. Alice thought the hardware shop with its Nativity scene comprised entirely of power tools was a little odd, whether one believed in such things or not. Although the tiny electric drill in the manger was admittedly quite cute, somehow. Possibly due to the googly eyes on the handle.”
― Kim M. Watt, A Toot Hansell Christmas Cracker