Kings of Underland Quotes

“Who finds out there’s a magical world full of dragons and angels and vampires, and then chooses to go back to 401(k)s and taxes and bipartisan politics. Who the actual fuck does that?”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“Raiden Walker. He intrigues you, doesn’t he, Dear Reader? Don’t you want to know what it feels like to be laid out on a table, underneath him? Don’t you want to feel what it’s like when he bites? Don’t lie to me: I know that you do. But don’t worry: I’m not stupid. I’ll do it for us both.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“I’ve been described as difficult on occasion. But what woman wants to be seen as well-behaved? How dreadful; I’m not a dog.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“If this were Underland, the sign would say things like Go and Fuck and Yourself and all the arrows would be pointing right at you, somehow, someway, inexplicably.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“Violent chemistry does not a love story make—but it sure as hell can start one.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“I have not shown my parents my new weapon with the eyeball in it. I am not going to show my parents my new weapon with the eyeball in it.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“You're awfully innocent for a woman who fucks like a devil”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“He's undeniably dangerous and yet, he makes me feel safe, like he's a storm, but I'm the eye, like he'd kill the world but never me.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“In a fantasy world full of whimsical, wonderous things, I’ve gotten a dick pic—from my own husband.”
― C.M. Stunich, A Bride for Beasts

“I can't help myself. That's what love does to a person; it changes them forever and in six impossible ways.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“You're awfully innocent for a woman who fucks like a devil.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“These men know me for what I am: ornery, rude, loud, opinionated, stubborn. They like me that way.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“He is undeniably dangerous and yet, he makes me feel safe, like he's a storm, but I'm the eye, like he'd kill the world but never me.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“Violent chemistry does not make a love story - but it sure as hell can start one.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland

“I should've known: the cuter something is, the more dangerous it's likely to be.”
― C.M. Stunich, Kings of Underland