The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

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― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Dad shook his head. “That cat, I was hoping being in a video game would make his farts stink less. If anything, they’re worse.”  Mom cocked an eyebrow at Dad. “You know I don’t like that word.”  Dad rolled his eyes. “Sorry, his TOOTS are stinky enough to do the mining for me.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Oh my! Dad, you are manly!” Mom said. Dad blushed and smiled at her, getting hit by the other zombie in his distraction.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“And the measuring tape? And all the craft supplies, for that matter?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Bruce “meooooooowed” all the way down until he hit the bottom. Jack knew he hit the bottom when his dad yelped out in pain.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Kate giggled and followed him. “I’m gonna get you! Kitty fart attack!”  “Meow?” Bruce said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Dad got a serious look on his face. “Well, I am just going to have to go down to that pond and deal with it, then aren't I? Water zombie or not, no one messes with my kids.”  Mom smiled. She loved when Dad was a fierce protector. “Thank you dear,” she said and kissed him on the cheek.  Dad nodded at her. “Right after my meat is done cooking.”  “What!?” Mom and Kate said together, both standing in front of him with hands on their hips.  Dad looked back. “It’s barbecue! I can't overcook it!”  Jack fell to the floor he was laughing so hard.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Dad stood up from gathering the beds. “Well, I’m ready, so let's get going!”  “Finally,” Mom said. “Let’s go!” Jack said.  “Meow,” Bruce said. What? Everyone turned around. There was Bruce, or a cat that looked exactly like him, standing where the beds had been. The cat cocked its head in a very Bruce-like way. “Meow?” it said again.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“The drowned had rounded the corner now and saw the family, their eyes lighting up a spooky green, like they noticed a free sign on an all you can eat breakfast buffet.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Kate’s face fell. “No Dad, please don’t! She’ll make us read it all the time and it looks so… boring”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Is that... diamond?” he said, his eyes widening in excitement. He couldn’t quite be sure of it from where he stood, so he got dangerously close to the molten lava to get a better look.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Building a house is easy,” Kate said. “We’ll have to build it out of dirt first, that will be the fastest.”  “Oh no,” Mom said, shaking her head back and forth. “We can't do that.” “What? Why not?” Jack asked. “It will be so dirty,” Mom said and shuddered.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Dad fell to his knees, cube shaped tears falling from his eyes. Jack and Kate also came over to hug him. They had never seen their Dad so distraught. “It’s okay, Dad,” Kate said as she hugged him.  “You don’t... understand...” Dad choked out between cries.  “What is it, Dad?” Jack asked.  Dad sniffled and looked up at his family. “My ribs! I had ribs ready to go on the barbecue and now I won't get to make them!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Mom just about jumped for joy. “Oh yay! Books! You didn’t tell me there were books here, kids. Now you can continue with your lessons!”  “Oh man!” Kate and Jack said at the same time.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Well, now what?” he asked. “I have them in my coldbar.”  Kate and Jack exploded in laughter. “It’s a HOTbar Dad!” Jack said, barely able to breathe. Dad shrugged. “Hot bar, cold bar, taco bar, ice cream bar... I just want to know how to make a fishing rod!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Mom looked at him like he had another head growing out of his head. Which he kind of did since Bruce had decided to ride on Jack’s head. “Meow,” he said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Jack laughed. “No a mod, not a mob! It’s a thing you can get to make Minecraft play differently. There are tons of them! Skyblock, Lavablock, Steve & Dave, even one where you can play as a creeper going to school!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Mom,” Jack interrupted, “why don't you go punch a tree.”  Dad pointed his finger at Jack, his face stern. “Do not talk to your mother like that, Jack. You need to apologize right now, mister.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“It’s not that, Dad,” Kate said. “At night... the mobs come out.”  Mom smiled and her eyes got bright. “Mobs? People will find us? That’s great news!”  “No Mom, not that kind of mob. She means monsters.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“Jack spoke up. “Well, we only played a little, like 20 or 30 hours maybe.” “20 hours!?” Mom shouted. “You spent an entire day playing a video game?!” “What?” Jack said. “That's not that much.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“This time Dad rolled his eyes. “Honey, you know where meat comes from. Our kids know more about this place than we do, and if they want to make a barber- er- furnace for us, we should listen to them.”  “Thanks, Dad,” Kate said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)