The Lying, the Witch, and the Werewolf Quotes

“I’ll give you the money,” Nico says suddenly. “In return I need you to give Paige and Shit a ride right now.” “Paige and Shit?” Jax repeats. “Both,” Nico confirms. Jax considers this a moment. “Well, I’m sure Kimmy wouldn’t mind about Paige, I mean, she even told me that if she were ever to be interested in a three-way, you’re her first call... But Shit...IDK. I don’t think he even likes me.” Taking a few steps in Shit’s direction, Jax holds out his hand. Shit gives a low warning growl, telling Jax to keep his distance. “See, I can’t even get close to him,” Jax patiently explains to a confused Nico. “And my dick is pretty long—I’m sure Paige has told you—but—” “Oh my god, Jax,” I burst out. “He means a ride in your car!” “Ooooh,” Jax says, ruffling his hair. “Well, I guess if I put the seats down that could work. So what are the mechanics? Paige gets the ride while Shit watches?” I turn to Nico. “Help me here.” Nico just smirks and gives me a helpless shrug. “You married the guy.”
― Demitria Lunetta, The Lying, the Witch, and the Werewolf