Erratic Quotes

“I was cock-notized. Hypno-cocked? Dick-tinized?”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“The guy needed to be locked up and studied because he was clearly out of his fucking mind.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“You’re late,” he said. Well, hello to you too! You walking penguin. But did I say that? No I didn’t, because I was doing a good job at the whole adulting thing. One star. Did not recommend”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“Every place I looked had yet another crazy surprise, and it was equally horrifying and fascinating. Like the literal white elephant statue in the room we passed that had been hidden by the couch, but that stood proud, with his trunk raised, and honest-to-Goddess anal beads wrapped around the trunk like some kind of mental decoration.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“I really, really wanted to see every single inch of him. Up close. With my mouth. Wait. No. Can’t see with your mouth, Charisma. You want to lick every single inch of him after you closely examine it all with your eyes. Yes. Good plan.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“Oh, Char, I’ve waited far too long to have you like this to allow you to rush any of it.” He spoke in between open-mouthed kisses on my neck, and the neck-to-clit response was on point. Seriously, what even was this sorcery?”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“When backed into a corner, hiss or fake your way through things. Mailbox Opossum motto number twenty-seven.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“A sudden pinch on my nipple had my eyes flying open again, and I focused on the sexy beast on top of me. “Good. You’re back. I’m doing some of my best work here, so the least you could do is pay attention.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“just wanted to play possum and keel over, buy myself some time. That was the adult, responsible thing to do to deal with things you didn’t want to deal with, right?”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic

“sudden pinch on my nipple had my eyes flying open again, and I focused on the sexy beast on top of me. “Good. You’re back. I’m doing some of my best work here, so the least you could do is pay attention.”
― T.S. Snow, Erratic