Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27 Quotes

“I transmogrified into the ender wraith.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“SP266 (I have no idea), Mushroom (yeah, really), and Tomato (are you kidding me?).”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Rupert.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“What is the meaning of life? You will have to figure that out yourself.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“The Twilight Twins were standing still, shell shocked I supposed, staring at each other.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Enough of this bickering. I can’t take it. I had forgotten how peaceful my life can be when you’re not around, Jimmy.” “Bruh.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“What species are you? Human. (Is this question a reference to something I don’t know about?)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Amit Chandak (I hope you like this one better)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“And, who knows, maybe I’ll have a special something for you all next month as well….”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Aw, man. Killed by a stupid villager,” it said as it flashed red and disappeared. “Bruh. Getting insulted by skeletons now?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“How’d you figure that out?” “The same way I figure everything out, by accident.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“I presently am nothing more than a soul, I don’t need much brain space, so it doesn’t really matter how big the head is. In fact, I could probably fit inside an endermite.” “Can you build him a redstone endermite body?” I asked the redstone engineers.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“looked like he was planning a walk in the park … maybe with his grandma.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Enough of this bickering. I can’t take it. I had forgotten how peaceful my life can be when you’re not around, Jimmy.” “Bruh.” Everyone in the room laughed at me,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“What do you do in your free time? Free time? What’s that?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Cat, dog, bird, or lizard which one would you have? If I had to choose just one from that list, I would have a cat.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27