Crisis Quotes

“To the surprise of no one, “hate speech” seemed to correspond exactly to whatever the current Democrat administration did not want said out loud.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“We need every swinging dick,” Hernandez said. “I guess I can say that again and not get relieved.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“You have Texas, whose governor seems to be nearly ready to declare it the Texas Republic again, and it’s got Austin in the middle of it like a malignant tumor.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“You can thank Speaker Pelosi for disbanding the Capitol Police and making this spontaneous outpouring of public outrage possible,” Harrington replied.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“I believe you, but unlike the Times and the Post and CNN and the rest, we don’t go with one-source, anonymous stories.” “Just my luck,” Turnbull said. “I happen to get extorted by a reporter at the one outlet with any residual journalistic integrity.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“Being so close to Georgetown University, the Francis Scott Key Bridge had been renamed the “Toni Morrison Bridge” because Key lived in the same era as slaveholders and was therefore evil, and because every woke college kid had been made to read some Toni Morrison book in high school.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“They pressed together, official science having determined that leftist protesting in close quarters with lots of howling conferred immunity to disease, while congregating in churches or to demand liberty promoted it.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“Many were wearing masks, but less because of the peril of viruses than to make a statement. Mask-wearing meant acceptance of the official expert position that the country was in a state of perpetual pathogen siege and that this justified the government exercising vast emergency powers.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“And I will set the Egyptians against the Egyptians: and they shall fight every one against his brother, and every one against his neighbor; city against city, and kingdom against kingdom. Isiah 19:2”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“They will try to make this positive,” Turnbull said. “That we’re moving forward to a brighter tomorrow. But I’ve been in the middle of the blue. There’s no peace with them. We’re just putting off the reckoning, Clay.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“I’m sure there are some sissies even in the red states,” Turnbull said. “We have a lot of folks coming in here from blue areas, and a fair number flowing out,” Deeds replied. “We were preparing to storm Austin but we gave the liberals a chance to leave.” “So, basically a herd of pumpkin-infused IPA drinkers with skinny jeans and not much upper body strength is heading north?”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“Black-Trans-Asian-First Peoples-Nonbinary-Otherkin-Latinx-Fatx-Allies Lives Matter.” BTAFPNOLFA Lives Matter”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis

“Mask-wearing meant acceptance of the official expert position that the country was in a state of perpetual pathogen siege and that this justified the government exercising vast emergency powers.”
― Kurt Schlichter, Crisis