The Two Week Roommate Quotes

“And are we chaperoning him? What are our responsibilities right now?” “Don’t let him get into any white vans that say free candy on the side, probably,” Gideon says, his voice low and right in my ear. “But otherwise…” he shrugs.”
― Roxie Noir, The Two Week Roommate

“I don’t like puzzles,” I say. “Why would you print a whole picture and then cut it up into tiny, weird pieces and mix them up only to put it back together? Nothing happens when you finish, you’re just back where you started only you’ve got about ten fewer hours of life left.”
― Roxie Noir, The Two Week Roommate

“I should say something. I should acknowledge what just happened, that it happened. Gideon looks a little nervous and a little lost and I should tell him that I liked it. That I meant it. That I’d happily do it again and more when my butt’s less cold; that I’ve been thinking about kissing him kind of a lot but didn’t really mean to actually do it.”
― Roxie Noir, The Two Week Roommate