A Very Friendly Valentine's Day Quotes

“I also know she claims it makes her horny because she’s a nerd who thinks Benedict Cumberbatch is hot. At least I know I won’t get horny. I’m more of a Hiddlestoner.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“What’s going on with you and your woman?” I ask Nolan. He blows air through his lips and waves off the question. “She’s just givin’ me space. You know how women are.” “Yeah. They’re the opposite of that. You got dumped, didn’t you?”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“There’s the flash of awareness, the darkness and the nothingness, and then there’s just Birdie, calling me home.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“That’s how it is with us. This easy, comfortable camaraderie. A desire to do what’s right for both of us—whatever it takes for us to be together—underscored with a restrained yearning. And then all of a sudden, an undeniable ache and longing, followed by an intense need to just fucking do it already.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“It hurts. I’m happy, but why does my heart hurt so much?” “Ahhhh, because it’s growin’. A boy’s heart has to break first so it can grow bigger. Man-size. For a real woman.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“I do like my dreams of the future with you, but I can’t say that I regret our past.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“She kisses me so deeply. It takes my breath away and gives me back something that I didn’t realize I had lost—the belief that I deserve a woman like Birdie. No, that’s not right. There is no other woman like Birdie. It’s just Birdie.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“I want to fall asleep with you, dream with you, and wake up with you in my arms. Whenever possible. And before we fall asleep, I want to do absolutely filthy things to you. Filthy, beautiful things. In a loving way. But really fucking filthy.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“I think I fell in love with you at first sight, Birdie. It just took me six years to realize it.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“I don’t know if I was falling for her slowly, day by day, or if it all started when I met her and then got suspended for years by sheer force of will or denial. But I just fell so hard and fast for Birdie Beckett in the past half hour. I am dizzy with love for her.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“That's exactly why I love you, Birdie. You want me to be the best version of me. But you're the one who brings out the best of me. It was never her or anyone else. It was always just a matter of time before I realized how I felt about you.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“I stroke the length of him over his sweatpants. How are you not the cockiest man on earth, Eddie Cannavale? Oh my God! This is a magnificent male sexual organ. I’m so proud of him.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“Fucking hell, you have no idea how much I’ve wanted you. I thought about it the first time I saw you.”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

“Are you going to go out with Rupert?”
“I don’t know.”
“I don’t think you should.”
She stops rubbing my hands. “Why not?”
“I don’t want you to.”
“Why not?”
Okay, new plan.
“Because he can’t make you feel good the way I can.”
“He can’t make me angry and confused either.”
“You’re only angry and confused because you’re resisting it.”
“Resisting what?”
“Me”
― Kayley Loring, A Very Friendly Valentine's Day