The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty From Japan (Who Smells Like Poop.)”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty From Japan (Who Smells Like”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“The drowned was reaching back to throw again, but Kate yanked on her fishing rod hard enough that it disrupted its aim. The trident flew way off course, and straight through the window of the house. “Ouch! My butt!” they heard Dad yell from inside. ”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“I’ll help you two learn how to craft by showing you how to make a fishing rod,”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Because,” Mom said, “they poop all over the place, and I don't want chicken poop on my bed!” ”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“as she went, very happy to have a proper looking home, and even happier to have the dirt gone. “Looking good, Mom!” Kate said when she came in.  “Great job, Mom!” Dad said as he looked around.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Don’t you mine any sheep young man!” she shouted after him.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“That was just so funny!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Girls 10 and Older’ world they played in. No boys were allowed, especially brothers.  With visions of an epic horse ranch dancing in her head, she completely forgot to reel the line in, and the bobber stopped moving. “What?” she asked as she realized what she had done. “Oh rats!” Now she would have to wait again.  “What’s wrong?” a voice asked behind her and Kate jumped so high she almost fell in the water.  Dad chuckled; he had always liked to startle the kids. It was fun to watch them jump. Kate windmilled her arms to keep from falling in the water and nearly lost her fishing pole in the process. “Don’t DO that!” she yelled at him.  “Ahem,” Dad said and raised an eyebrow at her. Kate blushed.  “Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell at you. You startled me and I almost fell in the water and lost my pole!”  “What made you upset? I mean, before I did.”  “Oh it’s nothing, I just missed my first catch.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Wow, it must be a huge one!” Jack moved over to help her. With both of their hands on the fishing rod, they pulled and pulled and pulled until they finally saw something bubbling at the surface.  “Pull harder! It’s almost up!” Kate said, excited and hopeful that maybe she had caught her saddle. With a huge final heave, the water broke, revealing a drowned with a trident!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2: