The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Then they would take horses out for runs and ride them all over.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Hi there! I’m Kate! You must be a wandering trader. Can I play with your llamas?” She squeezed all her words out in one breath. Auggie was practically pushed back by the force of the girl. “Uh, yes? Sure. They are just llamas... I suppose you can-”  “YEEEE!!!” Kate screamed and ran back outside to play with the llamas.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Bruce ate all the tropical fish and most of the cod when he felt his tummy rumbling. He knew that meant bad things, usually people screaming and running away from him. But he also knew everyone was asleep and people didn’t run or scream in their sleep. With that in mind, he snuck into his favorite place to toot: Mom and Dad's room.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Swingin’ my pick And singin’ my song Mining in the dirt All day long “Workin’ in a cave, I hope there’s no bats But at least down here I don't smell the cat...”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“As if he were a whoopie cushion, Bruce let out the loudest, nastiest fart Kate had ever heard. The massive cloud of green gas was so intense that when it floated over the creeper it made the mob so sick it forgot to explode. The creeper tried to run, but its nose had been assaulted so fiercely that it wobbled all over the place and eventually lunged off to the side where it finally exploded. Kate grabbed Bruce, and she and Jack jumped out of the blast zone.  “Whoa, good Kitty fart attack,” Kate said from the ground where she had landed. Jack exploded in laughter. “Meow,” Bruce said, his green fur white once again, and clearly feeling much better.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“A loud ripping noise exploded from under his tail, followed by a huge green cloud and the foulest smell possible.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Okay, do you guys want to come with me to get some cows?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Everyone please come and sit. You know how important it is to have family dinner.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“That cat. I was hoping being in a video game would make his farts stink less. If anything, they’re worse.”  Mom cocked an eyebrow at Dad. “You know I don’t like that word.”  Dad rolled his eyes. “Sorry, his TOOTS are stinky enough to do the mining for me.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Oh yeah, I’m the animal master!” she crowed, proud of herself.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Well, if this is actually Minecraft, we might have more time than you think,” she said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“I’d love that too!” Jack agreed, trying not to drool as he thought about sweet, delicious cake.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Having a mom in Minecraft was pretty nice.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“He turned to run again when a creeper spawned right next to his face!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Bring me the food!” Mom said. “I can cook it all.” She flexed her muscles.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Mom snagged him as he tried to run, then flipped him over to rub his tummy and under his chin. Bruce thought about struggling but changed his mind. “Purrrrr,” he said instead.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3: