The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Haha! Look at that cat!” The mayors danced around the donkey, each trying to get Bruce down.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop)”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“I’m sorry,” Ethan said, hanging his head. “Yeah, me too,” Elijah said, his shoulders slumped. “I’m co-sorry.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“How do you think Auggie made it through those woods?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“What is the deal with my butt?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“Maybe he can turn invisible or something?” Jack said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“So, we’re villagers—if we didn’t have a village what would we be?” “Alive?” Kate asked.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“Nice to meet you, Jack,” Charlotte said, holding her hand out to Kate.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“It landed on the ground with a loud thud, sliding to a stop by Dirtymud’s feet. The donkey shook his head and snorted, then sat on the flailing zombie which poofed away instantly.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“Mom had planted both wheat seeds and sugar cane, taking care to put them in nice, even rows, and stood back to admire her work, dusting off her hands. “It looks pretty good to me!” With that task finished, Mom went into one of the empty houses, to see if she could find anything else to plant. She was disappointed, though. The house was barren- hardly anything in it at all.  She went through each house and discovered that every single one was pretty much stripped bare. No belongings, no decorations, no furniture. Ethan had been wrong about how much stuff there was in the town. Elijah was going to have to stop burning things for warmth!  Mom had been searching through houses for a while with no luck, so she decided to check on the garden. A smile spread across her face when saw the wheat had already grown in! She could get used to ultra-fast-growing plants. With a skip in her step, she went to find the villagers. The double-E’s were outside their house examining their broken front door. It hung off its hinges, and an entire piece the size of a dog was just missing. Elijah threw his arms in the air. “I don't know how to fix a door!” “Me either,” Ethan said while he scratched his head, “but we have to figure it out. If we don't have doors, the zombies will just come right in and eat us.”  “I can help,” Mom said. The mayors jumped, startled.  “Don’t sneak up on us like that!” Elijah said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4