Mushoku Tensei Quotes

“We brought things we thought might be of use to a married couple. Please see for yourself.” At her bidding, I took a peek inside, only to find myself speechless. Nestled within was a familiar bottle of pink liquid and a wooden rod. To put it more bluntly, it was an aphrodisiac and a long dildo. What the heck?”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 10

“Oh? Whatever do you mean? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Rudeus flirted with his wife as she continued to pretend stilted surprise, and the two made their way through the snow. “Apparently, while I wasn’t looking, the honest-to-a-fault girl I knew learned to lie. Now that I think about it, maybe I should be happy. But if you can lie so boldly now, then I’m worried you might lie to me again in the future.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 10