Tic-Tac-Mistletoe Quotes

“He’s gay, he’s single, he owns his own business. He lives in a cute-as-hell cabin-type house. He’s sweet and funny, and Liv, I don’t think you understand. He even named his dog Chutney from Legally Blonde. And he has little shoes for her so she can walk in the snow.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Then yes, we should leave early. Hurry up and shower. How do you have your eggs?” “Um, in a Cadbury’s chocolate Easter egg basket, if I’m being totally honest.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“I feel like I landed in a Hallmark movie or something. Scenic mountains, small town, snowstorm, rescued by the handsome stranger who also happens to have the local hardware store.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“So I apologised to Diane Keaton and watched Hugh Jackman in the movie Australia instead.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Then something big and dark and remarkably bear-shaped tapped on my driver’s window and scared the ever-loving shite out of me so bad, I let out a high-pitched scream of terror, and I swear to God, I almost peed a little. Chapter Two Reynold Brooks “Are you sure?”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Driving in a different country, on the wrong side of the car, on the wrong side of the road, honestly couldn’t be too hard. People did it all the time.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Hamish, just go with it. If it lasts a week or a year or if it’s forever, don’t waste happiness. Life’s too fucking short.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Quote Schitt’s Creek? Yes, he did. It’s how we communicate. It’s prettier than interpretive dance.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Are you a serial killer? I really hope you’re not a serial killer, though to be honest, I’d probably just roll with it at this point.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe

“Frazzled and trying not to cry— Yes, cry. A thirty-one-year-old man can cry; shove your toxic masculinity in your cakehole and stop judging me.”
― N.R. Walker, Tic-Tac-Mistletoe