The Trains of Keldora Quotes

“Well, if there’s one things large industrial areas are good for, it’s absolutely wrecking nature to hell and back.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“Julian gently babbled about neets for a bit, then they had to stop and take off his helmet so he could throw up again.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“I was a neet once. But not neat. I was a neet, not a neat, because you can’t be ‘a’ neat, you can only be a ‘neet.’ I wasn’t a neat neet. Cleaning is boring. I was a messy neet. Not messy neat. That’s an oxymoron.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“Shards. I bet I can make something neat with shards. Heh. Neat is a fun word. Neeeeeeat. Rhymes with meat.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“You...haven’t killed me yet,” Lilwen gasped, pulling on the lance. “I am a goddess.” “You know what else you are?” Julian asked, flipping screens with rapid flicks of his fingers. “Flammable.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“What’s a Karen, by the way?” Julian smiled. “A monster native to my homeland. The scourge of anyone who has reasonable expectations for a task and anyone who is in a helper’s role. They’re vile, arrogant beasts. Best pacified by being shunted away from society where they can’t bother anyone else.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“A monster native to my homeland. The scourge of anyone who has reasonable expectations for a task and anyone who is in a helper’s role. They’re vile, arrogant beasts. Best pacified by being shunted away from society where they can’t bother anyone else.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora