The 22 Murders of Madison May Quotes

“To me, though, there’s nothing particularly difficult to understand about a man who murders what he loves, and blames her for it.”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“You begin a marriage with such high ideals, thinking everything should be perfect. When it’s not, you throw your toys out of the crib. But then you’re living in an empty apartment with kids who don’t call. It was better with the toys,”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“I guess every now and again you need to stop and find your ground”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“She was entering conversations like a pugilist, seeking openings for jabs.”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“Never reply to those,” Zar said. “The heys.” “Why not?” “It never gets better.” Zar began to wriggle into jeans. “You don’t want to go downhill from hey.”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“Jorge emerged from a darkened doorway. His tank top had disappeared. His shorts had become a tiny, bright red pair of swim briefs. His torso was full of amazing bumps.”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May

“As opposed to now, when it seemed like almost everything was either terrible or in the process of being made that way by entrenched assholes, while nobody gave a shit.”
― Max Barry, The 22 Murders of Madison May