The Recovery Agent Quotes

“it looks like Mickey’s got a boner, but it’s a flare stuck in his pants.” Mickey pulled the flare out. “I only got one, so you want to save it for the right time.” “Same as a boner,” Thompson said. “You get our age and it’s all about your one shot.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“I have children and cats. What will become of them?”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“Pepe opened the sunroof. Rafer popped up, pulled the pins on two grenades, and tossed them into the road. Seconds later the Range Rover exploded, sending car parts in all directions. Gabriela looked wide-eyed at Rafer. “Holy crap. You blew up the Range Rover!”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“Glock .38”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“she was always propelled forward by the drip, drip, drip of adrenaline that accompanied the adventure of the chase and by the determination that she would capture the prize.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“I’m living in a television sitcom, she told herself. I’m being stalked by a guy who worships the God of the Dead and my ex-husband is naked and in my kitchen. I never aspired to being normal, but this is too weird even for me.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“Thanks, but I’ll work rooms are better.” Rafter said. “I can’t sleep with her. She’s a cutie pie, but she snores and drools.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“hung her slim brown Fendi messenger bag on the shoulder of her designer suit,”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“I have a good feeling about today,” Gabriela said to Rafer. “I did some phone work and solved some client issues yesterday, and this morning I woke up thinking everything was right with the world.” “Gabs, the world is a mess. It’s always been a mess. It was designed to be a mess. Everything has never been, nor will it ever be, right with the world. Basically, we’re all supposed to eat each other to survive.” “What about vegetarians?” “You have a point,” Rafer said. “No one wants to eat a vegetarian. Maybe with bacon and gravy.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“Quito two”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“I’m cute. Women believe me.” “I don’t believe you.” “That’s because you know me. I’m superficially believable.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“in Soho.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent

“Ecuadorian rain”
― Janet Evanovich, The Recovery Agent