Love, Hate & Clickbait Quotes

“Nope. You know what, Thom, I can't do this-this, like, Svengali, don't-say-what-I-mean and definitely don't-let-anyone-see-I-have-feelings crap anymore. I fucking love you, okay?”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“Hey, maybe I don't want people to think I'm dating someone who's so fucking creepy that people think a picture of you beating me up is how you'd look during sex.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“You might be a big deal in Palo Alto, but you're nothing in politics. Because politics involves actual work, not going to Burning Man and billing it as a business expense. We work twenty-four seven, three sixty-five, in cubicles, for government pay, because we've figured out the difference between what's trendy and what matters. You're a bunch of kids burning billionaire's money, making useless toys, thinking it means something. I do more in a day than they'll fit into your entire obituary.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“This is the shittiest fucking love declaration I've ever heard of. Seriously, Thom. This is awful. You're so bad at this.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“Please, want me back, please, please love me too.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“I'm not keeping anything important from my family. And... I guess, if anyone has to be my 'fake' fiancé, I'm glad it's you. I'm okay with my family knowing you. That's not fake.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait

“Thom Morgan would be an absolute disaster for anyone stupid enough to care about him.”
― Liz Bowery, Love, Hate & Clickbait