The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5 Quotes

“trotter”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“CHAPTER FIFTEEN”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“nervous”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“They need a leader, Carl”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“need to light it,” he told the others. “It’s late”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Herobrine is taking over the world invading all the villages and towns and cities he can find with his army of zombie pigmen and witches and now he’s found your village so he’s sending his army here and”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“bedrock:”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Oh yummy!” said Porkins, taking the bowl. “This looks lovely!” “Uh, I wouldn’t if I were you,” said Dave. “It’s pork.” “Oh,” said Porkins, looking sheepishly at the meat, his face turning a little pale. He quickly passed the bowl on.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“CHAPTER ONE The Secret Stronghold CHAPTER TWO Dave on the Road CHAPTER THREE Porkins CHAPTER FOUR Carl CHAPTER FIVE Captured by Zombies CHAPTER SIX The Portal CHAPTER SEVEN The Nether CHAPTER EIGHT The Pigmen CHAPTER NINE Caught CHAPTER TEN Entering the Fortress CHAPTER ELEVEN Blazes CHAPTER TWELVE Swords at the Ready CHAPTER THIRTEEN The King of the Pigmen CHAPTER FOURTEEN Escape CHAPTER FIFTEEN Snow EPILOGUE -- BOOK TWO -- PROLOGUE CHAPTER ONE Nothing but Snow CHAPTER TWO Bear! CHAPTER THREE Finding Shelter CHAPTER FOUR Under the Igloo CHAPTER FIVE Phillip and Liz CHAPTER SIX The Wither CHAPTER SEVEN Ripley CHAPTER EIGHT The Underground Room CHAPTER NINE Zombie Attack! CHAPTER TEN Steve Turns to the Dark Side CHAPTER ELEVEN Ripley's Plan CHAPTER TWELVE Statue Fight CHAPTER THIRTEEN Robo-Steve's Last Stand CHAPTER FOURTEEN Goodbye Again CHAPTER FIFTEEN Return to the Nether CHAPTER SIXTEEN Dave vs Enderman CHAPTER SEVENTEEN The Ender Hunters CHAPTER EIGHTEEN Hunting Trip CHAPTER NINETEEN Pearls CHAPTER TWENTY The Witch CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE Bedrock CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO Lava CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE Giant Lava Herobrine CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR Return to the Nether (Again!) CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE Nothing but Water EPILOGUE -- BOOK THREE -- CHAPTER ONE Water, Water, Everywhere... CHAPTER TWO Carl Gets Left Behind CHAPTER THREE Bubbles and Zombies CHAPTER FOUR Locked Up CHAPTER FIVE The Floating Dead CHAPTER SIX The Underwater Pyramid CHAPTER SEVEN Dave Alone CHAPTER EIGHT The Pirates CHAPTER NINE Aquatropolis CHAPTER TEN The Mysterious Island CHAPTER ELEVEN Carl the Pirate CHAPTER TWELVE Princess Alicia CHAPTER THIRTEEN The Kraken Attacken CHAPTER FOURTEEN Reunited CHAPTER FIFTEEN Drowned CHAPTER SIXTEEN Carl's Big Decision CHAPTER SEVENTEEN The Kraken Returns CHAPTER EIGHTEEN Aftermath EPILOGUE -- BOOK FOUR -- CHAPTER ONE Cool Island CHAPTER TWO Cool City CHAPTER THREE Derek Cool CHAPTER FOUR The Opening Ceremony CHAPTER FIVE Battle Royale! CHAPTER SIX A Lovely Walk CHAPTER SEVEN Thag CHAPTER EIGHT Carl Steps Up CHAPTER NINE Gammon CHAPTER TEN I Can Smell You! CHAPTER ELEVEN Carl the Golem CHAPTER TWELVE Curly CHAPTER THIRTEEN What Now? CHAPTER FOURTEEN Metal in the Moonlight CHAPTER FIFTEEN Critical Error CHAPTER SIXTEEN A Trio of Cool Dudes CHAPTER SEVENTEEN The Purple Pearl CHAPTER EIGHTEEN Totally Cool! EPILOGUE -- BOOK FIVE -- CHAPTER ONE Land Ahoy! CHAPTER TWO The Mine CHAPTER THREE Greenleaf CHAPTER FOUR The Secret Base CHAPTER FIVE Dave Makes a Plan CHAPTER SIX The Plan Begins CHAPTER SEVEN Porkins's Dilemma CHAPTER EIGHT The Night Before CHAPTER NINE Little Bacon CHAPTER TEN Elder Crispy CHAPTER ELEVEN Attack! CHAPTER TWELVE Once More Into the Nether CHAPTER THIRTEEN The Pit CHAPTER FOURTEEN Zombie Potion CHAPTER FIFTEEN Goodbyes EPILOGUE Thank You Newsletter Dave is on Facebook!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“CHAPTER ONE The Secret Stronghold CHAPTER TWO Dave on the Road CHAPTER THREE Porkins CHAPTER FOUR Carl CHAPTER FIVE Captured by Zombies CHAPTER SIX The Portal CHAPTER SEVEN The Nether CHAPTER EIGHT The Pigmen CHAPTER NINE Caught CHAPTER TEN Entering the Fortress CHAPTER ELEVEN Blazes CHAPTER TWELVE Swords at the Ready”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Someone was punching a hole in his bedroom wall.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“They might have baked potatoes,” said Dave. Carl’s face lit up. He’d run out of potatoes a while back, and Dave knew he was desperate to have more of his favorite food. “Alright,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Fair enough,” said Carl. “So what now?” “Now, Dave said, a smile on his face, “we go endermen hunting.” “I wish I hadn’t asked,” said Carl. CHAPTER FIFTEEN Return to the Nether Porkins crept towards the zombie pigman, as Dave and Carl watched from behind a block.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“This is my training room,” said Ripley, smiling. “Let me”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“CHAPTER EIGHT The Underground Room”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Oh,” said the mayor, “and, er, someone fix those broken homes please.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“A jolly, fat villager in crimson robes soon waddled over, bowing down before Ripley.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“bros,” Steve had told them. “Especially for noobs like”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“DOOF”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Porkins asked. “Yes please,” said Dave, “I’d love some baco—I”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“NEVER DIG STRAIGHT DOWN!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“He immediately started to dig at the soil, but his pickaxe barely did any damage to it. With a SNAP the pickaxe broke.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“The only thing that’s given up,” said Carl, “is your FACE!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“I wish your face could have worked out differently!” Dave shouted back.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Come to Daddy!” Carl said, taking a big bite out of his baked potato. In a couple of bites he’d devoured the whole thing.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“idiots”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“The Witch”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“Porkins and Carl were naked.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“back in the Nether; it was the liquid that King Trotter had”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books

“This potion will finish you in one hit,” she said angrily. “I promise you that!” But then a look of shock appeared on her face. She looked down and saw the tip of a golden sword poking through her belly.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 1–5: a collection of unofficial Minecraft books