Prairie Fire Quotes

“Before you get snobby, remember that the Hero of Kenosha looks like he was carrying a Palmetto State shitbox.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“The magic paper is absolutely not going to defend you. And you had best stop thinking it will. I hate that this is the state of things in 2020, but as we say in the business. Shit in one hand and hope in the other. See which one fills up faster.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“4th and 5th Gen warfare might be able to do amazing things in the right set of conditions, but they crumble like a sandcastle in a tsunami if they go up against 3rd Gen warfare conducted by people that just don’t give a fuck.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“They do want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed and they think it’s funny. The tranny story book hour of recent years has convinced me that literal demons walk the Earth and it is entirely possible we are for reals ruled by a global child sacrifice pedo cult.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“I’m a lot more concerned about the guy that has one gun; he probably knows how to use it.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“if you are pussy or suspect you might be a pussy, the first step is acknowledging that you would like to change that about yourself. Self-awareness is a huge bit of self-improvement and something a great many egos can’t handle.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“The Magic Paper, aka the Constitution, isn’t going to protect you. Over the last 100 years, it has actually succeeded in protecting exactly jack and shit.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“First, realize that not everyone from the Blue Cancer states is a bad person. Northern California is full of rednecks that would easily be mistaken for natives of Alabama.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“anyone that starts talking about making bombs, illegal SBRs, machine guns or suppressors is a Fed. If they aren’t a Fed, they are still going to get you pinched by the Feds.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“Drew Baye’s High Intensity Training is fantastic.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“After you equip yourself and any family members big enough to use one, everything else is a collectible Pokemon for all intents and purposes.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“Ask any SOF veteran you might meet what gun he carried. 99.9% of the time, the work got done with his M-4, which is essentially an AR-15 with an extra hole for the auto seer that he never once used”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“One myth is that having a pile of guns matters—it doesn’t.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“The beginning of our failing as a nation is when we started letting limp-wristed, soy boy, over-educated cucks interpret the Founders’ intent.”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2

“I would rather have a fit man with an obsolete Chinesium rifle he has fired 5,000 rounds through than a weak man equipped with the latest load out for Seal Team 6 that he hasn’t trained with!”
― Clay Martin, Prairie Fire: Guidebook for Surviving Civil War 2