Kid Youtuber 3 Quotes

“Hey, Dutch. The ‘50s called. They want their lame taste in fashion back. Burn.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“clocked”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“like,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“One guy was even had a fully functioning”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“think that’s more like the invention of bicycles something, I don’t know.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“more”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“more like”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“(MY AMAZING FANS)”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“to get more creative.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Number four, five, and six, in no particular order – Chuck, Annie, and Fergus, in that order.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“and Fergus came back to the convention around noon. I clocked out of helping Krissy, and the four of us went back to investigating the case of Captain Jupiter’s stolen raygun. My dad and his bald detective buddies were marching around with magnifying glasses, acting like huge dorks. Fans of the show kept snatching the bald detective’s hats off their heads, and ran off shouting, “Got your hat, ya old baldy boo!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“The show is alright. It’s just not my cup of tea, probably because I don’t like tea. If it was a root beer float, it might be different, but it wasn’t.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Maybe I could just catapult myself onto the roof… but see, even THAT was hard because”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Fergus”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Birds can be jerks.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“You’re craving adventure!”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“comic-con”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“It’s limited-edition because there’s only one. Because plush dolls are hard to make. I’m hoping to sell that at a fair price. $400? Maybe $500? I don’t know. I’ll have to see how many people want it once the convention starts. I’ll also have a bunch of Kid Youtuber stickers available that WON’T be as limited as the Davy plushie. The stickers were pretty easy to make, so I’ve got, like, a million of those suckers ready to go.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Chili-Dog-Lady said she”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“$20 if you want me to hand you the signed headshot with my actual hands.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“What’s up,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“He who once did the chasing was now the one being chased,” said George Washing--”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Winners NEVER quit and quitters NEVER win, her words, but I’m pretty sure George Washington said that, too…”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“If you’re ever in the middle of a busy crowd, just don’t panic,” or something, I don’t know. I think George Washington said that.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“but I’m”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“that it all happened because of a science fiction”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Thanks”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber 3: The Struggle is Real (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja