Trials and Tiaras Quotes

“Some days, I had to wonder why my mother hadn’t drowned my sisters at birth, yet here we were.”
― Heather Long, Trials and Tiaras

“The guy who fucked Maddy and the result was me.”
― Heather Long, Trials and Tiaras

“Jake didn’t have three hands.”
― Heather Long, Trials and Tiaras

“Okay, new plan. Quick celebration, early night, Frankie tied to a headboard.”
― Heather Long, Trials and Tiaras

“Save it, you were a womb with a view and a name on my birth certificate. I spent more time with my nannies and my boarding schools than I ever did with you. So sit there, lose the attitude, and answer my questions. Believe me, when I’m done, you’ll never have to see me again. I know what a chore that’s always been.”
― Heather Long, Trials and Tiaras