Call of the Kappa Quotes

“I've never understood how martial arts aren't more popular. Especially here in the states. There's countless fanatics for Football, Basketball and other stuff here. Yet martial arts are considered a niche interest. Throwing a ball through a hoop is supposed to be more interesting than watching two trained fighters compete against one another? Ridiculous.” ​”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“NIck N. JAckson. NINJA. It's like you were hiding in plain sight” Arnold observed.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“That he really is a Kappa...a Tengu...or whatever sort of demon it is.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“At the bottom on the note was a signature that read “The Kappa.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“It is said that The Kappa, would challenge martial artists as its prey. If defeated, water would spill from out of the top of its head” the text reads. “So, it's like the Kool-Aid Man?”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“Correct a wise man, and he learns a lesson. Correct a fool, and he only leaves a flea in your ear.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“It never crossed my mind to try unwinding by going to a haunted house in the middle of the summer, though”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa