One Bite With a Vampire Quotes

“I never fuck up,” I declare indignantly. “Sometimes my genius just gets distracted.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Sweet baby Jesus,” I whisper.
Andrew rolls his eyes. “I keep telling you, Noah, he was just some random do-gooder sorcerer. Look him up in the archives—by all accounts, he was a nice guy, but he came really close to outing the community with his insistence on helping humans.”
“Forget about history,” Alistair insists. “I want to hear more about this porn party. Exactly what does it involve?”
With a shrug, Andrew finally moves away from the door toward his desk. “Well, there are different kinds. The most fun include sex, of course. But since I have no desire to get naked with David—”
“Hey!” David exclaims, then shakes his head. “Why am I complaining about that?”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Age is relative, Noah. You have to find the fun in life or it’s not worth living.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“I don’t know if it’s the bed or the knowledge that Andrew’s wards are top-notch or what, but when I finally do manage to get to sleep, I don’t wake up until morning. If I’m having nightmares, they’re polite enough to disperse before I can remember them. It’s amazing. Sleep is amazing. I recommend it. Five stars.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Is this where I’m not supposed to notice that you’re naked in Andrew’s bed?” David asks, amusement rife in his voice. “Am I?” I fake amazement. “Wow, that teleportation thing is even more complicated than we thought! It moved me from my room and stole my clothes.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Come on, puny human! You don’t have that many years left in your life that you can waste them like this!” The shout echoes down the hallway and into the room, and I’m pretty sure everyone on the floor—or at least in the immediate area—heard it. Sam closes his eyes. I don’t think I have enough fucks left to waste on that guy.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“I’ll listen, but no promises. The last time I said yes with no limitations, I ended up helping to babysit two-year-old hellhound triplets.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“I wanted you more when you broke my nose, and not because I’m a masochist. Strong, independent people are my turn-on.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Oh my god, I want to fuck a vampire. Who’s hundreds of years older than me. My life has become one of those teen movies the girls at my high school used to get all weird over. All that’s left for me to do is get all dramatic and introspect— Like I’m being right now. Fuck. My. Life. I’m a teenybopper vampire lover.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“but when I finally do manage to get to sleep, I don’t wake up until morning. If I’m having nightmares, they’re polite enough to disperse before I can remember them. It’s amazing. Sleep is amazing. I recommend it. Five stars.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“wouldn’t like him to become nice or anything. There are enough nice people in the world, and let’s face it, they’re not that interesting.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“but there’s nothing quite like fresh, warm blood from a willing being. It’s like e-books. They’re cheaper, easier to store, and more convenient to buy, but sometimes you just can’t resist the lure of a paperback.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Which means the fact that I have a vampire grandfather but am completely, entirely, one hundred percent human violates the natural order of things. The way the world works, I should be a vampire.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“All eyes focus on me. Sam looks like a hopeful puppy. Noah looks like a pissed-off house cat. It’s ridiculous. And I’m definitely not hosting the team for dinner at my beautiful home. My sanctuary. Not after what happened last time.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire