I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2 Quotes

“I prefer the frappas at Galaxybucks.”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“Hey guys, someone on 2-channel dug up the aunt's phone number and address. I can't post it on here because of UTube's user policy.”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack.” “Is that from the Art of War?”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“The commercial I filmed was playing on UTube.”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“It's alright~” he said and shoved a glass into her hands. “Just pretend that it’s juice, and it will be legal.” “I don't think that's how the law works...”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“Don't wash her panties with your laundry, don't come home with the smell of cigarettes on you, don't ask too much about her school life, but remember to ask about her school life enough to show that you care, don't ask her where she goes with her friends, don't pressure her to do better on exams, don't come home smelling like an old man, don't ask her about boyfriends, don't buy her weird presents, don't go to her school festival unless she invites you, and it is your sacred duty to attend any school functions she does invite you to. Oh and...” Hasegawa's advice continued for another twenty minutes. The bartender thoughtfully provided Nakamura with a pen and a pile of napkins.”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“Then what's 10,000 yen minus 6543 yen?” “Uhm, that's 4000, wait no...uhm...minus 500, then minus 40, wait...”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2

“I narrowed my eyes. I couldn't understand anything. Has math changed since I graduated from high school? These weird alien symbols look nothing like math to me. “Sorry...I can't help you with this...” “Ehhhh? I thought you studied this before!” “That was ten years ago. After high school everybody forgets this stuff.” “And you went to university too!” “After high school no one ever uses these weird formulas. In university most students never touch math again, unless it is part of their major.”
― Onii sanbomber, I Fell in Love With A Soapland Girl! (Light Novel) Volume 2