Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25 Quotes

“Any questions before we get going?” “I have a question,” said Assassin Wither gruffly. “Let me lead the way. I’m super dominant and vicious. You won’t regret it.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“For Ciaran!” yelled Assassin Wither. I was so shocked that he got in his first two blows before I could pull my netherite sword. I slashed at his chest and I hit him, but not too severely. He backed away as Abigail”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Assassin Wither, on the other hand, was peculiar. He wore a loose-fitting, all-black outfit, similar to something a ninja might wear. He had netherite armor and a netherite sword in one hand and battle axe in the other. He wore dark sunglasses to obscure his eyes. He had painted three wither skulls in the center of his chest plate. “Assassin Wither?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“But, although the readers have spoken about what they want to see happen, I am the author and will control the timing of any romance. Therefore, Jimmy and Claire could become a couple in this book or they may not become a couple until many more books have been written. So, be patient.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“I hope war soon end. Me want surf lava,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“front of a bookshelf. John didn’t have very many books, maybe a couple dozen on this bookshelf. She took her hand out of her mouth and tapped on the spine of one of the books. “What’s in this book? Monsters and Myths.” “Just like it sounds. It’s a compendium of monsters and mythology.” “Like vampires and werewolves?” John nodded. “As well as the more famous gods and demons throughout human history.” “You mind if I look through it?” said Emma. “Be my guest. I haven’t looked at that thing in years.” Emma pulled the book down and sat on the couch and began leafing through it. I looked back at the computer and pointed to it. “Can you check again?” John rolled his eyes. He tapped a couple keys and then said, “Still nothing new.” “Should we go surfing then?” I said. “But,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Friends, subscribers, fellow YouTube citizens. I’m not here to ask you to subscribe or smash that notification bell.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Why does everybody keep calling it a server? That’s our home.” I was livid.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“And, I know this will be a declaration of war to some readers, but I actually like a Hawaiian pizza (i.e., pineapple and ham).”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Assassin Wither fell to his knees. He scowled at me. “Why did you betray us?!?” I shouted.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“RIP ToothedDog.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Assassin Wither, on the other hand, was peculiar. He wore a loose-fitting, all-black outfit, similar to something a ninja might wear. He had netherite armor and a netherite sword in one hand and battle axe in the other. He wore dark sunglasses to obscure his eyes. He had painted three wither skulls in the center of his chest plate.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Vampie, Quarren, The Reaper, Electro, and of course, Mieriale”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Glitch Guardians,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“If you could have any other job what would it be?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“What's your favorite movie?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“What's your favorite tv show?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Can you do an aerial?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“What is your favorite ice cream flavor”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Sweet potato or pineapple?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Why are there two characters named John? It is confusing. Yeah, that was a stupid decision on my part.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Do you play Roblox?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Cynthia Dretsky.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“soft, squishy human body.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Ancient Nether”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“saw Assassin Wither remove a strange glowing red sword from his inventory and slash at Abigail’s”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Goodreads da_ chozen_1 ASSASSIN_NULL”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“Assassin Wither.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“But there isn’t any rice in your world, is there?” said John. Emma looked sad. “I guess not.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25

“unclear but violent desires of Ciaran and his minions, and the bizarre visitations by Pure Evil. By the time we finished, Marguerite was in shock. I couldn’t blame her; it sounded insane. Marguerite shook her head. “Like I said, I’m not sure I could get you back. I don’t know the first thing about interdimensional travel or digitizing humans or the singularity or … whatever it would take. But there is one thing I know I can do. I can give each of you a creative mode inventory.” “What does that mean?” I asked. “It means you will have full access to nearly every single item that exists in your world, even fully-crafted weapons and armor.” “Sick!” “If you can get back to the Nullite Monastery, KindHermione will be waiting there with three potions, one for each of you. When you drink the potion, it will insert some code which will activate the creative mode inventory for each of you. It will just take me a couple hours to write the code.” Nothing she said really made any sense to me. Potions? Inserting code? Whatever. But, if it did what she said it would do, it might give us a leg up on the executioner endermen and Ciaran. “Is there anything you can do about the hardcore mode?” said Emma, a hint of desperation in her voice. “Unless I had direct access to the code of the server, I don’t think there’s anything I can do about that. But … I can put a few totems of undying into each of your creative mode inventories.” “Totems of undying? What are those?” I said. “It’s an evoker drop. Normally, they only work for players, but I think I can make them work for villagers too. If you are holding the totem in one of your hands when you die, instead of dying you maintain one heart and get a regeneration effect for a brief period. So, if you are in a fight,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 25