Best Served Cold Quotes

“a particularly well-gummed-up jar of Marmite.”
― David J. Gatward, Best Served Cold

“He was an out of shape, middle-aged man, and he was pretty sure that the sight of him flapping his massive feet against the ground, as his belly wobbled out in front, was something a law should quickly be rushed through parliament to prevent.”
― David J. Gatward, Best Served Cold

“Harry woke to the sound of his mobile phone crashing through his skull with all the loving, affectionate tact of a pneumatic drill in the hands of a murderous dentist.”
― David J. Gatward, Best Served Cold