Yaga Quotes

“Oooh, you know I’d love to, but I have an interview with a vampire at the same time . . .”
― Kat Sandler, Yaga

“But the thing that really gets me is this:
You say that I am lonely, that no one will love me, that no one will fuck me, for my body is barren, my breasts ancient, lifeless sacks that drag through the dirt at my feet, my sex as dry as sand and twice as dusty, a ring of teeth around a gaping, bloodless gash. You say that I have taken and will take no lovers, and this, this must be true, for who could love such a beast, such a things as I am?”
― Kat Sandler, Yaga

“We have magic, motherfuckers—we are fascinating and sing beautifully. We talk to the trees and have many exotic pets. Then is it... that the men who tell our stories are... scared of us? And a witch with a child... that would really scare them... Because they know that through children we will live forever. And they’d rather we...
Poof.
Disappear.
Better to say we eat children than that we have children. So it seems to me, to us, that the first thing you should concern yourself with, as a witch—
She raises the final shot to us.
Is how to live forever.”
― Kat Sandler, Yaga