Hard Target Quotes

“Somebody send a plumber. I’m sure my brain just went down the fucking drain on that one. Holy. Fuck.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“I think I look like an Arab Howdy Doody, and I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“His little hitching breath says he’s all hat and no cattle, but we are on an”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“Five bucks says Everett and Rafi don’t even make it to the property before they get all brown chicken brown cow.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“it. I guess I should be flattered by the attention, but fuck, I just wanted to get laid, not mauled on the savanna. I do, however, make a note of what I am wearing tonight in case I ever wanna be flayed alive by a quarter ton of man meat.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“And not take advantage of that by plucking off every piece of clothing from his body, licking every square inch of his skin, and sucking him so far down my throat that he rolls his eyes in the back of his head before coming as many times as I want him to.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“Y’all—I can’t remember. Is blow job one word or two? Blowjobs. Blow jobs. Both look weird. Fuuuuck, why am I still thinking about blow jobs?”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“Low blow. Because I’m short. And then blow jobs… You know what? If you have to explain it, the joke has really fallen flat.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target