Hank Quotes

“You want to be Ozzy and Harriet here every evening?  Is that what you’re saying?” “Yes, but probably more Homer and Marge.”
― Cee Bowerman, Hank

“If you don’t have male strippers at your fucking baby shower, are you really celebrating life?”
― Cee Bowerman, Hank

“hear you’ve enlisted some of the women to help you get in good with your woman,” Smokey leaned up against the rail as he watched me pull the knife out of my front door.  “Shannon called a meeting, and they sat around in my backyard stirring something in a big cauldron until a haze came over the moon.”
― Cee Bowerman, Hank

“remember before you and Jayla got together, you broke up with a girl because she didn’t like apples.  Who does that?” “It wasn’t that she didn’t like apples, it was that she ate green apples dipped in ketchup.” Mesha shuddered.  “That, my silver-haired friend is a valid reason to dump someone.”
― Cee Bowerman, Hank