Off Balance Quotes

“Mostly my dick had given up on me, fully expecting the last post to ring out at any moment, whereupon it would be rolled up and packed away, only to be brought out on special occasions as a kind of memorial.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“not ten minutes late, it’s”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“twelve-year-old boy who didn’t fit in, and just wanted to be left alone to dance, still hurt right down to his gay little toes.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“promise to always circle your light in whatever waters we find ourselves in. I give my heart and body to you, and I promise to hold yours safe in return. Will you marry me?”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“Johnson, your danger noodle, your trouser snake—”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“And in the male corps change room, you can barely turn around without being stabbed in the eye by someone’s dick.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“Did it ever bother you? Your dick preceding you onstage most of the fucking time.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“Jesus George. I was pretty sure my tongue disappeared down the back of my throat to lick my arse,”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“Yeah, well, heaven forbid you ever fade into normal, Judah. The world would spin a little dimmer.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance

“The words rolled off his tongue and straight into my rugby shorts with barely a polite introduction. Not that any was needed, apparently, judging by the happy dance going on down there.”
― Jay Hogan, Off Balance