The Worst Wedding Date Quotes

“I want to fall in love.” Her eyes widen and her lips form a small o, like she wasn’t expecting me to go there. But I have. And now I’m all in. I look her square in the eye. “Not the happy kind of love. Not whatever it is Emma has. It’s what she wants for her, great. But I want more. I want ecstatic love. Purpose love. I want a love that’s the very reason for my existence. I want a love that makes life make sense, and I want a love that makes me want to be better. My own kind of better. Fuck happy. Fuck easy. Fuck settling. I want everything.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“Did someone sneak in here and put a fake hand around my woody?” I whisper.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“You’re not a porn star. You’re a naked inspirational speaker.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“But I want more. I want ecstatic love. Purpose love. I want a love that’s the very reason for my existence. I want a love that makes life make sense, and I want a love that makes me want to be better. My own kind of better. Fuck happy. Fuck easy. Fuck settling. I want everything.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“And also to anyone who lives with loud sneezers. I know you know what I’m talking about. And we love them anyway.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“Who’s a good kitten?” he croons softly. “Who’s such a good kitten?” Oh. My. God. That is possibly the sexiest thing I’ve heard in ages. I squinch up my nose. Assuming he’s talking to a kitten. And not some woman he has in there and is screwing around with. Yep. More likely.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“Yes, sometimes I stay up late at night doing puzzles while adding a little dollop of brandy to my chamomile. But just a dollop. Much more than that, and it might give me dirty dreams.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“We’re in paradise. Takes a lot to improve on what nature already put here.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“His gaze wavers as he looks at me again. “I’m really bad at hope. Much better at action.” “And self-sabotage.” “Not mincing words today.” “Should I be?”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“That’s all she’s ever wanted. To get married, have babies, have a family. A normal family with a mom and a dad and a distinct lack of taxidermy animals lurking in every corner of her house.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“But I never realized he could be fun and have moments of utter peace. That he ever has moments of rest. That he can be smiling with the mischief of ten thousand wood sprites one minute and washing my face of tears the next.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“Nobody else here knows it was an excuse,” he assures me. “We could beg off. Say you’re not feeling well. At least two-thirds of the groom’s family is already uncomfortable being in the same room as a woman who would dare to bleed out of her no-no box.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“His mouth twitches up in one corner, and I want to kiss it. Oh, god, do I want to kiss it. He angles closer to me, that grin morphing into a smoldery smile. “Laney Kingston, are you admitting that my secret competence might turn you on?”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“In this moment, we’re simply two people supporting each other through an unexpectedly erotic experience brought on by a wild animal in paradise.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“We should call someone. The sheriff’s office. Is there a sheriff on the island? Or is it the police? Who’s in charge of roadkill here?”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“And you were always too good for me, but I still liked you, so I was an asshole because it was easier to push you away than to face the fact that you would forever be better than me and never give me a chance. So it’s easy to just be an asshole to you. It’s habit. I’m sorry. I’ll do better.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“I want my entire purpose on this earth to be loving someone with everything I have. Fuck happy. I want a love that’s so much more.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“You’re my favorite pain in the ass.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date